You can't touch this - would you even want to?
Ah, the 80’s. It seems hard to believe now that we could have listened to such junk. Oh wait…
Please Hammer Don’t hurt ‘em might seem a preposterously pretentious and self-important title for an album… and it was. MC Hammer typified the cult of the self-centered egomaniac rapper, Yo, you can’t touch this, before becoming a preacher and using his star status to spread the good word. Yo, you’ve got to pray to make it today.
MC Hanmmer, the clean-cut rapper made $33 million from Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘em but ended up $13 million in debt and had to file for bankruptcy in 1996. How is that possible? Well, he had a taste for spending, such as when he spent $2 million on Italian marble floors for his house.
MC Hammer’s Twitter feed is as you might expect, full of exclamation marks and profound philosophical insights.
Last Tweets
Twitted on 10 March 2010, 4:38 pm |
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MCHammer: Venice !!!! Let's do this ! Glad to be back... Wow wow! |
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Twitted on 10 March 2010, 1:01 pm |
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MCHammer: MC Hammer Blog: The Carps - Compton To Scarboro: http://mchammer.blogspot.com/2010/03/carps-compton-to-scarboro.html |
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Twitted on 10 March 2010, 10:55 am |
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MCHammer: @djaaries everything is good. I'm in The UK ... On my to Venice now..That was funny!! LOL |
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Twitted on 10 March 2010, 8:42 am |
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MCHammer: I told y'all I don't play no games...! My 1st pic of a dead body.. BOW!!! (Dat mf look CRAZY too) http://yfrog.com/4v6thj (via @djaaries) |
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Twitted on 10 March 2010, 7:10 am |
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MCHammer: See Her Face: MONIQUE LHUILLIER: http://bit.ly/dk57j6 |
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Twitted on 10 March 2010, 4:01 am |
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MCHammer: @noel22060 Funnny !!! I'm going back today before I head to the airport for Venice. The food was really good. I saw you..LOL |
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Twitted on 9 March 2010, 7:27 pm |
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MCHammer: Oxford ... Enjoyed (Oxford Union) .. Beautiful here. God Speed to all 3 Presidents. http://twitpic.com/17mytr |
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Twitted on 9 March 2010, 5:54 pm |
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MCHammer: @noel22060 Yes.. it was great !!! |
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Twitted on 9 March 2010, 9:33 am |
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MCHammer: BLAST24NEWS: Fire On The Mountain Asa: http://blast24news.blogspot.com/2010/03/fire-on-mountain-asa.html |
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Twitted on 9 March 2010, 9:20 am |
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MCHammer: RT @RealTalibKweli: I got 7 mac 11s, about 8 48s 9 9s 10 mac 10s the sh*t never ends. U can't touch my riches. Even if u got @MCHammer & ... |
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