The search for God has always occupied humanity and though some have claimed to have communicated with God via burning bushes, angels and those instructive voices in the head, trust Twitter to put us finally in touch with the Creator.

God is of uncertain age and whilst he blazed a trail for himself 6000 or several billion years ago, depending on your belief system, it must be admitted that he hasn’t done much since. He wouldn’t be the first creative to hit a dry spell and it’s to be hoped that he’ll be back in the flood, thunderbolt and plague business soon.

God’s Twitter feed is a lot of fun, expressing his disappointment in the Pope who still hasn’t fathomed the link between condoms and AID prevention. Still God is a jealous deity and his humble following doesn’t come close to that of Barack Obama’s. So he pledges that he ‘wants to hit 10k followers today. I know, it’s vain, but I’m god. Please RT and I’ll throw in 3 more sunny days this summer.’

So even if you’ve lost religion, there’s still time to follow God – on Twitter.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 3 September 2010, 5:44 pm
god: Sorry I have been so silent lately. I thought I had a stomach flew but realized that I throw up every time I hear @SarahPalinUSA 's voice.
Twitted on 23 August 2010, 6:04 pm
god: RT @safetyweb: Cyberstalking: Tips to Help Avoid Unwanted Attention Online http://ow.ly/2tGTr #SafetyWeb
Twitted on 23 August 2010, 4:53 pm
god: PLEASE DO FOR @god! Support Havern School in the Kohl's Cares for Kids $10M Giveback Contest! #kohlscares http://jum.bo/ak8LCz
Twitted on 16 August 2010, 9:30 pm
god: This is cool. Kudos to SafetyWeb! SafetyWeb’s Free Online Tracking Helps Police Find Missing Kids http://t.co/27pMwcc via @techcrunch
Twitted on 16 August 2010, 1:30 am
god: The confidence boost you get from taking Gas-X before a date will help you get laid more than just fragrance, breath mints, & a rubber!
Twitted on 13 August 2010, 2:40 pm
god: If you have kids, check these out! Nursery Wall Decals | weeDECOR http://jum.bo/d8ZVyj
Twitted on 11 August 2010, 9:35 pm
god: Mutant, high calorie mass in my Cracker Jack bag. If you stare at it, you will not see Jesus. Just sayin'. http://twitpic.com/2dv0k3
Twitted on 10 August 2010, 11:12 pm
god: I hate @sarahpalinusa she really sucks. Don't be fooled, @god hates her!
Twitted on 7 August 2010, 2:48 pm
god: YouTube - G2 responds to the Zoo incident http://jum.bo/d5EsBc
Twitted on 6 August 2010, 9:27 pm
god: My left Nike AirMax just popped! http://yfrog.com/b8w3boj

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