The search for God has always occupied humanity and though some have claimed to have communicated with God via burning bushes, angels and those instructive voices in the head, trust Twitter to put us finally in touch with the Creator.

God is of uncertain age and whilst he blazed a trail for himself 6000 or several billion years ago, depending on your belief system, it must be admitted that he hasn’t done much since. He wouldn’t be the first creative to hit a dry spell and it’s to be hoped that he’ll be back in the flood, thunderbolt and plague business soon.

God’s Twitter feed is a lot of fun, expressing his disappointment in the Pope who still hasn’t fathomed the link between condoms and AID prevention. Still God is a jealous deity and his humble following doesn’t come close to that of Barack Obama’s. So he pledges that he ‘wants to hit 10k followers today. I know, it’s vain, but I’m god. Please RT and I’ll throw in 3 more sunny days this summer.’

So even if you’ve lost religion, there’s still time to follow God – on Twitter.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 1 August 2010, 1:09 am
god: Btw Wonder Woman is actually @heatherasaurus. You should follow her!
Twitted on 29 July 2010, 1:38 am
god: I just met Wonder Woman! http://yfrog.com/jdu7elj
Twitted on 28 July 2010, 3:11 pm
god: RT @5minutesformom Project Mom Casting — You KNEW we would, right? http://bit.ly/9LN3Be
Twitted on 27 July 2010, 11:00 am
god: Funniest video ever, in case any of you missed it. I want to send JC back as this kid! He's just awesome. http://jum.bo/aOntpT
Twitted on 26 July 2010, 2:43 am
god: Funniest video of a 4-year old angry about leaving the zoo without seeing the big cats. Blames the girls! http://jum.bo/bXOQCB
Twitted on 25 July 2010, 10:49 pm
god: “And Jesus said to Peter…” http://jum.bo/9XCYVX
Twitted on 23 July 2010, 1:58 pm
god: Oops. Time to find a new job! http://ow.ly/2fML4 #wiredsafety.org #parry #aftab
Twitted on 20 July 2010, 3:28 pm
god: Just got these SkullCandy headphones for $39, and they sound better than my $300 Shure headphones. Happy & sad: http://ow.ly/2e92o
Twitted on 16 July 2010, 6:10 pm
god: RT @Rafe: Reporters' Roundtable experts on how to (really) use social media in your business: http://bit.ly/dwUB6u
Twitted on 16 July 2010, 6:07 pm
god: RT @Rafe: Overheard at Starbucks: "I mostly read large-type erotica."

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