Lily Allen is a singer with a sense of humour; an original free spirit who had the imagination to ask if God ‘ever feels suicidal?’

Her other songs focus on all the rest of the shit she sees going wrong with the world and she attacks with savage wit and accomplished rhymes. Here’s her take on drugs in the music business:

‘I’m not trying to say that I’m smelling of roses but when will we tire of putting shit up our noses… It’s meant to be fun and this just doesn’t feel right… So you’ve got a prescription, and that makes it legal. I find those excuses overwhelmingly feeble… The kids are in danger, they’re all getting hurt. From what I can see, everyone’s at it.’.

Lily Allen uses Twitter, Myspace and the media in general to promote her own career and likes to cause a stir by going topless in front of cameras or criticising other singers – but she has the grace to admit:

‘I felt like ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty’.

Lily Allen on Twitter is a chatty flow of thoughts and updates.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 5 February 2012, 11:07 am
MrsLRCooper: RT @KimJongisgoodUn: @MrsLRCooper I no want talk to you but I need builder to do extension on parace- can you pass me onto your husband ...
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 10:45 am
MrsLRCooper: can you get http://t.co/kzjAfsI5 in the uk?
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 5:18 am
MrsLRCooper: Burst pipe means no bath, still,I'll take no water over no sky any day @caitlinmoran
Twitted on 4 February 2012, 4:18 pm
MrsLRCooper: My snow is prettier than your snow.
Twitted on 4 February 2012, 9:14 am
MrsLRCooper: Ugh . Saturday pharmacy queue , so not LOL
Twitted on 3 February 2012, 3:33 am
MrsLRCooper: Anyone got any lactose and soya free recipes worth looking at?
Twitted on 1 February 2012, 4:35 am
MrsLRCooper: @Martin_Carr oooh , I live but 20 mins away, are you antiquing ?
Twitted on 27 January 2012, 4:18 pm
MrsLRCooper: http://t.co/pH54SS1H looking good today
Twitted on 27 January 2012, 4:02 am
MrsLRCooper: BT CUSTOMER CARE, PLEASE READ THIS FROM OUR IT GUY, >Hi Rick > >As per usual, BT have lived up to their (cont) http://t.co/aeBO6nSA
Twitted on 26 January 2012, 11:55 pm
MrsLRCooper: Dairy

In a philosophical mood

Christina Aguilera is known as one of the sexiest singers on the market today, bringing a Latin sensuality to her music which increasingly leaves mainstream pop behind and introduces funky blues and jazz elements.

In fact, if you saw Aguilera posing for Rolling Stone naked apart from a pair of boots and an electric guitar, you might think that she was just another pre-fabricated sex doll selling records on the basis of a hot body. There’s real creativity in her music though and her voice is effortlessly vibrant.

Christina Aguilera’s Twitter account keeps fans up to date with the latest news from the studio and also her thoughts on some of the other mainstream singers of the day like Britney Spears.

Last Tweets

You can't touch this - would you even want to?

Ah, the 80’s. It seems hard to believe now that we could have listened to such junk. Oh wait…

Please Hammer Don’t hurt ‘em might seem a preposterously pretentious and self-important title for an album… and it was. MC Hammer typified the cult of the self-centered egomaniac rapper, Yo, you can’t touch this, before becoming a preacher and using his star status to spread the good word. Yo, you’ve got to pray to make it today.

MC Hanmmer, the clean-cut rapper made $33 million from Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘em but ended up $13 million in debt and had to file for bankruptcy in 1996. How is that possible? Well, he had a taste for spending, such as when he spent $2 million on Italian marble floors for his house.

MC Hammer’s Twitter feed is as you might expect, full of exclamation marks and profound philosophical insights.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 5 February 2012, 10:29 am
MCHammer: @gatorboy Wheres your compassion ? Mourn with them who Mourn.... If you have all these gifts and have not Love, it profits you Nothing.
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 9:50 am
MCHammer: He Did it Again !!! Woke Us Up !!! We're Still Here !!! Thank #God for Another Day !!! Have A #Great One !!! #SuperBowl !!!
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 9:30 am
MCHammer: 'Soul Train' fans dance at NYC Cornelius fete http://t.co/0DijHhIC
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 5:15 am
MCHammer: RT @Ste7en_Marshall: Read my #UFC143 review of last night http://t.co/CmSSTHe8 @danawhite @bjpenndotcom @ufc @bisping @MCHammer @MmaFigh ...
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 4:54 am
MCHammer: #UFC143 ... Post Fight http://t.co/JJClKZnL
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 4:02 am
MCHammer: @danieljpowley listen close .. analyze each verse .. And you describe the challenges, pain, struggles and tweet it. http://t.co/F0TWHmq1
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 4:00 am
MCHammer: @danieljpowley and added more to the mission.
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 3:59 am
MCHammer: We All Seek Peace ... http://t.co/F0TWHmq1 Why Are we .. ??? #living2Die http://t.co/9AjVKzWb
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 3:42 am
MCHammer: I'm in Vegas with a deuce in the Air : (RIP 2PAC) http://t.co/RvW6bk1h #salute http://t.co/dO61FNZW
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 3:38 am
MCHammer: @Suavizzle Pac wrote this for me. I'm in Vegas right now. Miss my homie. RIP #2PAC #salute http://t.co/RvW6bk1h

Britney’s Twitter account isn’t a feed of her daily thoughts (doubtlessly very deep) or activities, it’s just a promotional feed from her promotion team doing their best to keep the celebrity fuel burning and Twitter would seem to be the way to do that. There are a few Tweets allegedly from Britney but we suspect they’ve been made up to dupe her unsuspecting fans.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 2 February 2012, 10:18 am
britneyspears: So excited to announce that I'll be working with #Hasbro on their new game called Twister Dance. You guys are going to love it! @HasbroNews
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:39 pm
britneyspears: I miss you all! <3 RT @BSLovers: RT if you miss @britneyspears. We Miss Britney Spears
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:35 pm
britneyspears: Just followed ya! RT @just_Afatale: i'm just waiting the day that @britneyspears will follow me gonna be amazing!
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:30 pm
britneyspears: U should watch it! RT @ViviLiiicious: I've never watched it, but I would if Britney would do a guest appearance!!! #GetBritneyOnModernFamily
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:25 pm
britneyspears: Ahhhh I would love to be on it! RT @seanskoda: #GetBritneyOnModernFamily YES!!! She was amazing on #HIMYM and #willandgrace
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:19 pm
britneyspears: RT @RobCarrasco: Come on spears leaders let's do this for @britneyspears. #GetBritneyOnModernFamily
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 3:59 pm
britneyspears: And I'll obviously be tuning in to watch Madonna and @NickiMinaj tear it up during halftime. Super excited.....
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 3:11 pm
britneyspears: I know everybody is excited about the Super Bowl, but I personally can't wait to see the next episode of Modern Family! Funniest show on TV
Twitted on 24 January 2012, 4:26 pm
britneyspears: RT @AdamLeber: With 41 worldwide trending topics in 6 days http://t.co/y3diRzL9 Brit continues 2 connect and engage the most loyal fan ...
Twitted on 21 January 2012, 9:37 pm
britneyspears: #Blessed RT @Trouble_For_Me: Because Of Britney there has been 30 TT's in the last 3 days just for @britneyspears :)

Snoop Dogg (previously Snoop Doggy Dogg) is, believe it or not, named after Snoopy, a nickname his mother gave him and which he found to be cooler than the Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. on his birth certificate.

Why is so much of rap, especially the kind that Snoop Dogg records, so violent, msyogynistic and in praise of anything gangsta – ‘Yo, we is gangstas, we likes to shoot niggers and make bitches our sex slaves!’ ‘

Or in other words, ‘we’re too dumb an unimaginative to do anything better with our lives then wave guns around and we’re afraid of women so we have to put them down to feel better about ourselves.’

At least Snoop actually knew what he was talking about when it came to drug dealing, jail time and guns, unlike some of the rappers who only played the image to make money.

Snoop Dogg’s Twitter feed is pretty unintelligible.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 5 February 2012, 12:09 pm
SnoopDogg: eli n peyton hope my sons growup to b half as great as the manning brothers!!
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 12:09 pm
SnoopDogg: u made winning a tradition n I commend u for that great player n a great guy. Archie u got 2 b a proud pappa
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 12:08 pm
SnoopDogg: Get well soon peyton n wherever u end up playn I'm rockn ya jersey outta respect for wat u did for the nfl and the indy colts
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 12:08 pm
SnoopDogg: Snoop and peyton manning after snoop wins mvp! From one mvp to another real player shitt! http://t.co/BY9IeICL
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 11:51 am
SnoopDogg: enter tha #snoopanddre coachella contest - remake tha flicc of us wit tha chevy n im piccn a winner http://t.co/uFdJE3UD
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 11:21 am
SnoopDogg: some pics of what happened to me aftr winnin #MVP at tha @directtv celeb game http://t.co/d6k09X5z
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 11:18 am
SnoopDogg: Everybody wish a Happy C Day to tha Double R @redeaux !! Go head N follow him u might learn a lil something
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 11:09 am
SnoopDogg: at tha @directtv celeb game wit @mariamenounos http://t.co/rQPfOYr5
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 1:52 am
SnoopDogg: Won MVP at that @directtv celeb game. Sup @mariamenounos http://t.co/jHMEhIla
Twitted on 4 February 2012, 11:59 pm
SnoopDogg: RT @ExecBranch: We made our national television debut on Late Night with @JimmyFallon! http://t.co/O4yUKlsz