Lily Allen is a singer with a sense of humour; an original free spirit who had the imagination to ask if God ‘ever feels suicidal?’

Her other songs focus on all the rest of the shit she sees going wrong with the world and she attacks with savage wit and accomplished rhymes. Here’s her take on drugs in the music business:

‘I’m not trying to say that I’m smelling of roses but when will we tire of putting shit up our noses… It’s meant to be fun and this just doesn’t feel right… So you’ve got a prescription, and that makes it legal. I find those excuses overwhelmingly feeble… The kids are in danger, they’re all getting hurt. From what I can see, everyone’s at it.’.

Lily Allen uses Twitter, Myspace and the media in general to promote her own career and likes to cause a stir by going topless in front of cameras or criticising other singers – but she has the grace to admit:

‘I felt like ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty’.

Lily Allen on Twitter is a chatty flow of thoughts and updates.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 31 July 2010, 12:43 pm
lilyroseallen: @kanyewest so, once you've gotten through all your money, how are you gonna feed your cashmere habit ?
Twitted on 31 July 2010, 11:46 am
lilyroseallen: @professorgreen yay ! ! !
Twitted on 31 July 2010, 11:45 am
lilyroseallen: @grimmers or beck ?
Twitted on 31 July 2010, 3:16 am
lilyroseallen: I would like clusters for breakfast. #iwishihadabutler
Twitted on 31 July 2010, 3:14 am
lilyroseallen: @professorgreen par
Twitted on 31 July 2010, 3:14 am
lilyroseallen: @professorgreen get a better t.m .
Twitted on 30 July 2010, 8:22 am
lilyroseallen: Them bitches jus jealoussssss !
Twitted on 30 July 2010, 8:22 am
lilyroseallen: Just been to a dog behaviourist. It seems Mabel is too sexy for her own good. The boys love her and the girls hate her, hence the attacks !
Twitted on 29 July 2010, 5:16 pm
lilyroseallen: @kanyewest are .
Twitted on 29 July 2010, 5:14 pm
lilyroseallen: #predictingkanyetweets. I'm not into material things so much.

In a philosophical mood

Christina Aguilera is known as one of the sexiest singers on the market today, bringing a Latin sensuality to her music which increasingly leaves mainstream pop behind and introduces funky blues and jazz elements.

In fact, if you saw Aguilera posing for Rolling Stone naked apart from a pair of boots and an electric guitar, you might think that she was just another pre-fabricated sex doll selling records on the basis of a hot body. There’s real creativity in her music though and her voice is effortlessly vibrant.

Christina Aguilera’s Twitter account keeps fans up to date with the latest news from the studio and also her thoughts on some of the other mainstream singers of the day like Britney Spears.

Last Tweets

Britney’s Twitter account isn’t a feed of her daily thoughts (doubtlessly very deep) or activities, it’s just a promotional feed from her promotion team doing their best to keep the celebrity fuel burning and Twitter would seem to be the way to do that. There are a few Tweets allegedly from Britney but we suspect they’ve been made up to dupe her unsuspecting fans.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 28 July 2010, 5:04 pm
britneyspears: Just got the imaging for my new fragrance Radiance and thought I’d share it with all my tweethearts: http://twitpic.com/29jeyb –Brit
Twitted on 22 July 2010, 9:40 pm
britneyspears: Watching @GleeOnFox. What are you guys up to tonight? -Britney
Twitted on 13 July 2010, 5:22 pm
britneyspears: Congrats to @mattmusacchio!  Thanks to everyone for playing :)  xoxo Brit http://twitpic.com/251g8h
Twitted on 13 July 2010, 5:02 pm
britneyspears: Ok...Here's the last one!  First one to put all the pieces together gets the autographed print of this picture... http://twitpic.com/251aux
Twitted on 13 July 2010, 4:53 pm
britneyspears: Almost done....ready for the fifth piece? Go to britneyspears.com to get this one... http://bit.ly/bscom
Twitted on 13 July 2010, 4:43 pm
britneyspears: 4...What do y'all think so far? http://twitpic.com/25167y
Twitted on 13 July 2010, 4:36 pm
britneyspears: 3!  Visit my Facebook wall to find this one... http://bit.ly/britfb
Twitted on 13 July 2010, 4:27 pm
britneyspears: Segundo... follow @itsbritney to get this piece.
Twitted on 13 July 2010, 4:15 pm
britneyspears: Here's the first "piece of me!" http://twitpic.com/250zdj
Twitted on 13 July 2010, 4:14 pm
britneyspears: I'm going to reveal it in puzzle pieces - 1st one that puts them together & tweets it @ me will get a one-of-a-kind signed photo!