Lily Allen is a singer with a sense of humour; an original free spirit who had the imagination to ask if God ‘ever feels suicidal?’

Her other songs focus on all the rest of the shit she sees going wrong with the world and she attacks with savage wit and accomplished rhymes. Here’s her take on drugs in the music business:

‘I’m not trying to say that I’m smelling of roses but when will we tire of putting shit up our noses… It’s meant to be fun and this just doesn’t feel right… So you’ve got a prescription, and that makes it legal. I find those excuses overwhelmingly feeble… The kids are in danger, they’re all getting hurt. From what I can see, everyone’s at it.’.

Lily Allen uses Twitter, Myspace and the media in general to promote her own career and likes to cause a stir by going topless in front of cameras or criticising other singers – but she has the grace to admit:

‘I felt like ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty’.

Lily Allen on Twitter is a chatty flow of thoughts and updates.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 5 February 2012, 11:07 am
MrsLRCooper: RT @KimJongisgoodUn: @MrsLRCooper I no want talk to you but I need builder to do extension on parace- can you pass me onto your husband ...
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 10:45 am
MrsLRCooper: can you get http://t.co/kzjAfsI5 in the uk?
Twitted on 5 February 2012, 5:18 am
MrsLRCooper: Burst pipe means no bath, still,I'll take no water over no sky any day @caitlinmoran
Twitted on 4 February 2012, 4:18 pm
MrsLRCooper: My snow is prettier than your snow.
Twitted on 4 February 2012, 9:14 am
MrsLRCooper: Ugh . Saturday pharmacy queue , so not LOL
Twitted on 3 February 2012, 3:33 am
MrsLRCooper: Anyone got any lactose and soya free recipes worth looking at?
Twitted on 1 February 2012, 4:35 am
MrsLRCooper: @Martin_Carr oooh , I live but 20 mins away, are you antiquing ?
Twitted on 27 January 2012, 4:18 pm
MrsLRCooper: http://t.co/pH54SS1H looking good today
Twitted on 27 January 2012, 4:02 am
MrsLRCooper: BT CUSTOMER CARE, PLEASE READ THIS FROM OUR IT GUY, >Hi Rick > >As per usual, BT have lived up to their (cont) http://t.co/aeBO6nSA
Twitted on 26 January 2012, 11:55 pm
MrsLRCooper: Dairy

In a philosophical mood

Christina Aguilera is known as one of the sexiest singers on the market today, bringing a Latin sensuality to her music which increasingly leaves mainstream pop behind and introduces funky blues and jazz elements.

In fact, if you saw Aguilera posing for Rolling Stone naked apart from a pair of boots and an electric guitar, you might think that she was just another pre-fabricated sex doll selling records on the basis of a hot body. There’s real creativity in her music though and her voice is effortlessly vibrant.

Christina Aguilera’s Twitter account keeps fans up to date with the latest news from the studio and also her thoughts on some of the other mainstream singers of the day like Britney Spears.

Last Tweets

Britney’s Twitter account isn’t a feed of her daily thoughts (doubtlessly very deep) or activities, it’s just a promotional feed from her promotion team doing their best to keep the celebrity fuel burning and Twitter would seem to be the way to do that. There are a few Tweets allegedly from Britney but we suspect they’ve been made up to dupe her unsuspecting fans.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 2 February 2012, 10:18 am
britneyspears: So excited to announce that I'll be working with #Hasbro on their new game called Twister Dance. You guys are going to love it! @HasbroNews
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:39 pm
britneyspears: I miss you all! <3 RT @BSLovers: RT if you miss @britneyspears. We Miss Britney Spears
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:35 pm
britneyspears: Just followed ya! RT @just_Afatale: i'm just waiting the day that @britneyspears will follow me gonna be amazing!
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:30 pm
britneyspears: U should watch it! RT @ViviLiiicious: I've never watched it, but I would if Britney would do a guest appearance!!! #GetBritneyOnModernFamily
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:25 pm
britneyspears: Ahhhh I would love to be on it! RT @seanskoda: #GetBritneyOnModernFamily YES!!! She was amazing on #HIMYM and #willandgrace
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 10:19 pm
britneyspears: RT @RobCarrasco: Come on spears leaders let's do this for @britneyspears. #GetBritneyOnModernFamily
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 3:59 pm
britneyspears: And I'll obviously be tuning in to watch Madonna and @NickiMinaj tear it up during halftime. Super excited.....
Twitted on 31 January 2012, 3:11 pm
britneyspears: I know everybody is excited about the Super Bowl, but I personally can't wait to see the next episode of Modern Family! Funniest show on TV
Twitted on 24 January 2012, 4:26 pm
britneyspears: RT @AdamLeber: With 41 worldwide trending topics in 6 days http://t.co/y3diRzL9 Brit continues 2 connect and engage the most loyal fan ...
Twitted on 21 January 2012, 9:37 pm
britneyspears: #Blessed RT @Trouble_For_Me: Because Of Britney there has been 30 TT's in the last 3 days just for @britneyspears :)