And now through Twitter, too.

The search for God has always occupied humanity and though some have claimed to have communicated with God via burning bushes, angels and those instructive voices in the head, trust Twitter to put us finally in touch with the Creator.

God is of uncertain age and whilst he blazed a trail for himself 6000 or several billion years ago, depending on your belief system, it must be admitted that he hasn’t done much since. He wouldn’t be the first creative to hit a dry spell and it’s to be hoped that he’ll be back in the flood, thunderbolt and plague business soon.

God’s Twitter feed is a lot of fun, expressing his disappointment in the Pope who still hasn’t fathomed the link between condoms and AID prevention. Still God is a jealous deity and his humble following doesn’t come close to that of Barack Obama’s. So he pledges that he ‘wants to hit 10k followers today. I know, it’s vain, but I’m god. Please RT and I’ll throw in 3 more sunny days this summer.’

So even if you’ve lost religion, there’s still time to follow God – on Twitter.

Last Tweets

Twitted on 1 February 2012, 6:49 pm
god: A piece of artwork created by yours truly... Obama pisses off Gingrich: http://t.co/gOWgA7cO
Twitted on 1 February 2012, 4:29 pm
god: "I think @newtgingrich is an ass." My name is @god and I approve this message.
Twitted on 29 January 2012, 5:38 pm
god: I have extended the 3-second rule to 5-seconds until further notice.
Twitted on 27 January 2012, 6:20 am
god: If Newt Gingrich dyed his hair black, he would look almost exactly like Fred Flintstone.
Twitted on 27 January 2012, 12:38 am
god: FYI the Spanish word for boxes is 'cajas' & NOT 'cajones' as the kind Spanish-speaking person at FedEx taught me today.
Twitted on 25 January 2012, 1:08 pm
god: Penn State should change the motto of their children's charity to: "Separating the Men from the Boys!"
Twitted on 14 January 2012, 9:48 pm
god: Sorry #tebow. Jesus might like u, but I'm a #tombrady guy. Looks like he's got u bent over on 2 knees tonight!
Twitted on 11 January 2012, 5:54 pm
god: The deadline for the upcoming @io program is next Monday, January 16th. Apply now at : http://t.co/FIJJLqKA via @bragiel
Twitted on 30 December 2011, 6:46 pm
god: I think the "confessional booth" can be considered the original "glory hole".
Twitted on 21 December 2011, 1:53 am
god: I just realized that when R. Kelly says, "Sorry to pee on your parade.", he really means it.